I was sitting down to continue my blog series on the 3 concerts I recently went to, when I was distracted. An alarm bell was ringing. Thinking it must be home-time, I got up from my desk and wandered into the kitchen, where I realised that the bell was ringing continuously...

Happy New Year! And welcome to what my good pal Trevor is calling Two Thousand And Great. Do you see what he did there? Pure genius. I started this year drunk with friends, which seems appropriate. Then I had a McDonald's strawberry milkshake to salve my hangover, which...

I've just been all decked out in my bright yellow rubber gloves, scrubbing away in my kitchen - it's a good look, I tells ya. I just wanted to share with you the delights that Dave and I have found recently... Our flat when we moved in could best be described as clean...

Well, it's been a very very busy couple of weeks. Lots to update you on, so rather than one completely huge post I'll add a few smaller ones over the next day or 2. First up, an update on the flat... When I left you last I was surrounded by boxes, a leak, heating which...

Well, here I am again, finally getting round to updating you. Having been assured that these posts don't make my friends want to kill themselves (feel free to disagree...), I shall go ahead and tell you a little about where I'm sitting right now. I'm in the front room...

Oh dear. Once again, it has been aaagggeeeesss since I wrote anyting meaningful here. There's a reason for that though. If I may quote Elcock's Law of Diaries (by my friend - well, friend of a friend - Tom Elcock), The time one is willing to spend writing in a diary is...